Hmm, didn't know I was broken.
Oh please tell me more about myself I din't know.
poster fernando makes the statement on another thread that we are all "fallen, imperfect, dysfunctional" .
everybody.. i get the feeling that this is not too far removed in its thinking from the wt statement that apostates are mentally diseased, now i am aware that fernando is perpetuating the late doctrine of original sin, and his words were about all mankind, not just us on jwn.. but do you believe you are cursed by what a fictitious couple did in a fabled garden around 6,000 years ago ?
does that make you imperfect, fallen and dysfunctional ?.
Hmm, didn't know I was broken.
Oh please tell me more about myself I din't know.
if you were a jehovah's witness have you "reverted right back to the apostate doctrines that commentaries by christendom"?.
"from time to time, there have arisen from among the ranks of jehovah's people those who, like the original satan, have adopted an independent, faultfinding attitude...they say that it is sufficient to read the bible exclusively, either alone or in small groups at home.
but, strangely, through such 'bible reading,' they have reverted right back to the apostate doctrines that commentaries by christendom's clergy were teaching 100 years ago...".
Love this because reverting back means they think they actually moved forwards!
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I've always wondered, how many witlesses secretly regret not doing all the things they put-off for da-troof and how many hold back council because they know wash-towel’s got it wrong?
On the flip side.
Isn't it nice a witless can council others on "sacrificing" for da-troof when they themselves got an education, have a good job or forwent pious-sneering to get a better job, got married, had children, saved for retirement, took vacations, acquired material items and are already sitting pretty?
I guess the hardships don’t matter if the councilor already has what they want and it doesn’t affect THEM.
Anyone for two scoops of double-standard flavored hypocrisy?
would you like a surprisingly positive result?.
would you care to experience improvement?.
even if it is all a sham?.
The mind has great power over the individual.
When you are convinced of something it becomes real, to you anyway.
made this comic from the original found at invisiblebread.com.
thought it reminded me a lot of the congregation, so i thought of this comic!
hope you enjoy.
a friend just showed me a message from steven unthank on facebook where he mentioned (about 4 hours ago) that the state of victoria will be launching an investigation into all religions, including the jehovah's witnesses... he also mentioned that he will likely testify.. i don't know anything else about this because the message was brief, but i assume it has something to do with the protection of pedophiles.... has anyone else heard this yet?.
If this happens, I say GOOD, they all deserve it!
your best shot would definitely be to join a christian singles service.. am i the only person to notice how many creepy characters who show up in the daily news are involved in christian related schools, sports, youth groups, etc?.
why, daddy?.
If you want a little mild action just go to a crowded ass-em-bleed or conned-vention; all the horny creeps are just waiting to cop a feel while "bumping" into you.
I guess you'll know mister right by how much he "feels" while simultaneously apologizing loudly.
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credit to chrisfugue .
http://www.reddit.com/r/mybookofbs/.
I find that most idiots shut their pie-holes when you give them pie.
wonder how many jw boys went yum!
(awake!
on social networking).
They're so far removed from reality that they don't even know how to stage being worldly.
The sad part is this pic probably worked and scared some poor brain-dead witless.
I see this and think, oh look the elderberries rounded up all their kids in their "double life" attire and took a photo.
You will be
waaaait for it
Married
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for it
IN A CHURCH!